From Rob Moseley of The Register-Guard

QB: Jeremiah Masoli, Nate Costa/Darron Thomas
RB: LaMichael James, Kenjon Barner
WR: D.J. Davis, Garrett Embry
TE: David Paulson, Brandon Williams
LT: Bo Thran, Darrion Weems
LG: Carson York, Charlie Carmichael
C: Jordan Holmes, Karrington Armstrong
RG: Mark Asper, Charlie Carmichael
RT: C.E. Kaiser, Nick Cody
WR: Jeff Maehl, Lavasier Tuinei
WR: Diante Jackson, Tyrece Gaines

DE: Terrell Turner, Isaac Remington
DT: Brandon Bair, Taylor Hart
DT: Zac Clark, Terrance Montgomery
DE: Kenny Rowe, Tyrell Irvin
SLB: Eddie Pleasant, Josh Kaddu
MLB: Casey Matthews, Kiko Alonso
WLB: Spencer Paysinger, Michael Clay
CB: Talmadge Jackson III, Chad Peppars
CB: Cliff Harris, Anthony Gildon
FS: John Boyett, Brian Jackson
ROV: Javes Lewis, Marvin Johnson

2010 Preview

9:32 AM Friday, January 8, 2010

Now that the 2010 season is behind us, our MBA program is in its last semester and it's that time of year where we all start things that we won't finish, we decided it would be a good time to start looking ahead to 2010.

One of the things I want to do in 2010 is memorize the depth charts of all teams in BCS conferences. We're starting tomorrow with Oregon and will try and compile the depth charts from reputable sources since they'll be in flux for a while.

We'll probably throw some predictions in there as well.

We love ESPN's college football bloggers, but some of the required post topics bore us to tears. We've taken to spicing up the mailbags, but the "blogger debates" insult our intelligence, which is pretty insulting in the first place.

That said, this one, between Big East blogger Brian Bennett and Non-ACS blogger Graham Watson seemed to be genuine, and we'll actually side with Watson on this one: TCU would wax Cincinnati.

We imagine the outcome of these debates are settled in backyards in Bristol, much like this:

Hijacking the Mailbags

6:29 PM Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Let's have some more fun with the Q&A between the ESPN College Football bloggers and their readers, shall we?

Big East mailbag
Jim from Highland Park, N.J., writes: The blog is better than ever. It seems like you are stepping it up a notch now that the season is coming down to the wire. Your bowl projections still project ND to the Gator. I understand why but let's have some fun, and can you project a Big East team to the Gator? Humor me for a moment and tell me what would happen in this scenario ... Notre Dame finishes 6-6, Cincy wins out (12-0), Pitt losses to Cincy and WVU (9-3), Rutgers wins out (10-2) and WVU would finish (8-4). Who would the Gator choose between a 10-2 Rutgers, 9-3 Pitt and an 8-4 WVU? How is that for a tough question?

CFBFans for Brian: Jim, Jim, Jim. What do you do for a living? Nothing? You must to have that much time to come up with a question like that. I think the best way to answer your question is with a question. Let's say I don't answer your question and just say you should go watch some more college football. Humor me for a moment and tell me what would happen in that scenario. Would you a) stop writing to me b) cry c) get really angry and threaten me, but never follow through? My guess is b and c. How is that for a tough answer?

Justin Wilson from Oklahoma City, writes: Tim, I was wondering how to find defensive stats. ESPN.com has a great set of stats for offensive players and teams but I haven't been able to find any reliable sets of stats for defense or special teams really on this site. Some help?

CFBFans for Tim: Hi Justin! This is crazy, I know, but I came across this amazing web site about 15 years ago. It's called Google. You can find it here: http://google.com. So this site is what the techies like to call a "search engine." If you go to the URL above, you'll see this box. In that box, you can type text. Probably like you did to send me this email. If you type in that box "College Football stats" or even better, include the team you're interested in like "Florida Gators Football stats," you'll find some amazing things! Like defensive statistics!!!!! I know, it's wild, but give it a shot big guy.

Joe in Mt. Dora, Fla., writes: Heather, Keep up the good work with the blog. If FSU plays like they did last week against MD this week and they win, do they have a shot at beating UF the following week.

CFBFans for Heather: Thanks Joe! I'll try to keep up the good work with the blog, you know, since it is my job and all, and I enjoy having shelter and food. As for your question, don't take this personally, but you're an idiot. You realize Maryland has one win over an FBS team this year, right? And, you know, Joe, my dear, that the Gators are undefeated, national champs, own the longest winning streak in the nation and are getting the Noles at home? And Mt. Dora? Where in Florida are there mountains? Joe, you know that address you sent this email to? Please, do me a favor, and lose it.

Steve from St. Paul, Minn. (formerly Iowa City) writes: Adam, the analysis-type videos you have added to your blog are a great idea. You're pretty good at it for a sportswriter. I can't even see your eyes move across the teleprompter. Question - People complain about conservative play-calling in the Big Ten. But coaches who are trying to open things up, Zook at Illinois, Rodriquez at Michigan, Brewster at Minnesota, are all on the hot seat. Meanwhile, polar opposites Ferentz and The Vest are secure. Spread-type offenses seem to work for our bowl opponents, but not for us. What gives?

CFBFans for Adam: Thanks Steve! You exhibit everything that's wrong with corporate America! Yup. You can absolutely continue to be mediocre as most of the Big Ten has been. Mediocre is safe. Mediocre is comfortable. Mediocre won't get you fired. That's corporate America. Or you can grow some stones and take some risks. Is RichRod struggling? Sure. But like the innovation curve, the old method will outpace the new method while the kinks get worked out. If Michigan has half a brain and keeps RichRod around for two more years, he'll undress the Vest and give him multiple wedgies. Oh, and a teleprompter? I hope you were kidding.

Look, we're not conspiracy theorists here, but the latest news surrounding Kansas head coach Mark Mangino is a bit troubling to us. Let's take a quick look at the timeline of Kansas' season:

  1. Jayhawks start 5-0 and climb as high as 16 in the polls. 
  2. Mangino hypes starting quarterback Todd Reesing as a potential Heisman candidate.
  3. Colorado upsets Kansas in Boulder 34-30 on October 17. Reesing has a solid game despite one pick.
  4. Oklahoma blasts the Jayhawks 35-13 in Lawrence a week later. Reesing throws up on himself with a three-pick performance.
  5. Kansas blows up against Texas Tech, falling to the Red Raiders 42-21 on Halloween. Reesing struggles against the pass rush, gets sacked 6 times and is benched by Mangino
  6. After two more straight losses, KU players call a players-only meeting
  7. And today, Kansas has launched an internal investigation related to a personnel matter within coach Mangino's football program. One incident allegedly involved Mangino yelling at and making contact with a player earlier this season.
Kansas went from Top 20 to the cellar. 

Mangino has gone from coach of the year two years ago to the target of an investigation involving "contact with a player."

Reesing went from Heisman contender to the bench.

So what happened?


We think this groin is the key to unlocking the mystery. 

Could this groin injury be a result of the "contact"?

Could this be a incident of musical chairs gone wrong?

Maybe a misplaced cannonball dive into a KU pool?

Does Mangino make his players rotate weeks, playing Santa Claus?

Or is it....something else?

What do you think?

Since the Heisman Trophy race is more like a crawl, we figured we'd spice up award season and propose the NCAA start handing out an annual award for the best jowls.

This award is so prestigious, however, we wanted to open it up to everyone associated with college football, so without further ado, here are the nominees:

Bobby Bowden, Florida State head coach and patron saint of Depends diapers


Lou Holtz, the Granny of College Football


Ralph Friedgen, Maryland head coach and The Fridge of College Football



Charlie Weis, former..errr...current Notre Dame head coach



Bill Synder, Kansas State head coach and the Mummy of College Football


Lee Corso, ESPN Analyst and party favor


Phil Fulmer, former Tennessee head coach and current Kentucky Fried Chicken patron


Mark Mangino, Kansas head coach and walking heart attack


Keith Jackson, the Voice of College Football


Verne Lundquist, raving lunatic and current holder of the Worst Play-by-Play Award


UGA VII, second-rate mascot of a second-rate school



We welcome your input, the award clearly goes to Holtz. And in honor of Granny, the award shall forever be known as the Lou Holtz Award and will be award annually to the college football figure with the best jowls

Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis says he doesn't believe a decision has been made yet on whether he will be back with the Fighting Irish in 2010.

He's the only one.

He's out.

Gone.

Kaput.

Finished.

Over.

In fact, if Notre Dame president, Rev. John I. Jenkins, C.S.C. (We have no idea what the C.S.C. stand for), and athletic director, Jack Swarbrick don't can the Trenton Titan, they should fire themselves for incompetence.

Weis, the Intrepid Intern, has done less with more talent than we had thought possible. At this point, it makes more sense to bring back Tyrone Willingham, who has the best one-liner in Wikipedia we've seen in a while:

Tyrone is currently unemployed.

If we seem a bit hostile toward Weis, the Gimpy Gaffer, it's because we are. We want Notre Dame to be good.

With Notre Dame being awful, an entire network (NBC) that broadcasts college football is wasted.

We fully expect to get our wish at year end. Jenkins has been a member of the Notre Dame faculty since 1990, teaching in the areas of ancient philosophy, medieval philosophy, and philosophy of religion; currently, he serves as Professor of Philosophy and Fellow of the Medieval Institute.

Look, the dude was there in the 90s, so he knows what a winning Fighting Irish team looks like. But more importantly, the guys is probably brutal. Medieval philosophy? Machiavelli much?

I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it.

That's the kind of guy Jenkins is. Seriously, the guy may publicly behead Weis or banish him.

Like we said, Weis doesn't stand a chance. And we love it.